10/3 Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Deadness: The Loch Ness monster is dead.

Fasten: Rapid 10s.

Fatness: Obese Loch Ness monster.

Happiness: Joyful Loch Ness monster.

Hasten: More rapid tens.

[Tim Bruening]

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern

Mutator: Cat or cow potato.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern
Mutator: Cat or cow potato.

Permutator: The price of one.

Commutator: A spinning one on the end of a motor's armour chewer.

Did you have a look at the URL? The main hall in your Grand Stentral Cation
might be big butt wait till you see the inside of our Tate Modern. If you're
ever in London, it's a must-C. So are HMS Belfast and Shakespeare's Globe
Theatre a little further on.

[Tim Bruening]

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern

Mutator: Potato geneticist.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern
Mutator: Potato geneticist.

Stained male bos with a bent archers' weapon made of heavy blue mud that's
only just been dug up by a redneck and mixed with oil of vitreol.

Dye oxy wry bow new clay hick acid!

Phew!

That's what you *call* a pun!

[Tim Bruening]

Advent: We need more ventilation.
Advent: Insert angry rant.
Adverse: Add a song.
Adverse: Singing comercial.
Convent: Against angry rants.
Convent: A ranting criminal.
Converse: Against singing.
Contract: Against railroads.
Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension.

The air-conditioing engineer is working overtime.
Ven? Till late?

How chilling.

Chilling: Cold Chinese.

Heating: Hot Chinese.

Warming: Mildly hot Chinese vase.

[Tim Bruening]

Typer: Price for neckwear.
Typeface: Face with printing on it.
Viper: Price of a snake.
Wiper: Price of questions.

Vindscreen Viper: Snake on the front of an East European's car.
Guy with 50,000 fonts on his computer: Text Maniac!

Beeper: : Price of a bee.

Peeper: Price of a public toilet.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Typer: Price for neckwear.
Typeface: Face with printing on it.
Viper: Price of a snake.
Wiper: Price of questions.

Vindscreen Viper: Snake on the front of an East European's car.
Guy with 50,000 fonts on his computer: Text Maniac!

Beeper: : Price of a bee.
Peeper: Price of a public toilet.

1d.

[Tim Bruening]

Hear about the physician who left work early?
They docked her pay

Curate: Price of medicine.
Operate: Price of surgery.
Surgery: Medical knight.

Curate: Measure of the success of medical treatments
Anaesthetic: A flea that only bites those who profess great sensitivity to
the beauty of art and nature.
Beta Blockers: Drugs that stop people hanging up their carpets in the back
yard and walloping all the dust out of them.

Seerate: Price of a knight for sex.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Hear about the physician who left work early?
They docked her pay

Curate: Price of medicine.
Operate: Price of surgery.
Surgery: Medical knight.

Curate: Measure of the success of medical treatments
Anaesthetic: A flea that only bites those who profess great sensitivity to
the beauty of art and nature.
Beta Blockers: Drugs that stop people hanging up their carpets in the back
yard and walloping all the dust out of them.

Seerate: Price of a knight for sex.

Major Tranquiliser: Military officer with a soothing voice.

[Tim Bruening]

: >So far the fish joke guys aren't pulling their weight.
: >
: >Maybe they should see a psychiatrist I know.
: >He is called Dr. Jacques Codstew, but they have to be careful
: >with him. He is hard of herring....
: that SMELT!! even if you did do it just for the halibut. Good thing
: he's a psychiatrist, tho -- in a slightly different specialty he could
: have been a sturgeon.
: I'll quit floundering around -- anybody got any moray good lines?
listen CHUM i'm tired of swimming around in your school. I'll wait with
BAITed breath for your next line --

Ah, you're doing this on porpoise! You're not the sole proprietor of these
things. I heard one in a Salmon Dave song, and I even saw one in a Marlin
Brando movie.
Gotta go. There's some mail coming down the pike!

I caught some dolphins almost three years ago in Florida.

Musical fish: Tunafish.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

: >So far the fish joke guys aren't pulling their weight.
: >
: >Maybe they should see a psychiatrist I know.
: >He is called Dr. Jacques Codstew, but they have to be careful
: >with him. He is hard of herring....
: that SMELT!! even if you did do it just for the halibut. Good thing
: he's a psychiatrist, tho -- in a slightly different specialty he could
: have been a sturgeon.
: I'll quit floundering around -- anybody got any moray good lines?
listen CHUM i'm tired of swimming around in your school. I'll wait with
BAITed breath for your next line --

Ah, you're doing this on porpoise! You're not the sole proprietor of these
things. I heard one in a Salmon Dave song, and I even saw one in a Marlin
Brando movie.
Gotta go. There's some mail coming down the pike!

I caught some dolphins almost three years ago in Florida.
Musical fish: Tunafish.

It's very difficult to tunafish. There's no peg to fit the handle onto.

[Tim Bruening]

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 17:54:35 GMT was a day just like any other,

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:52:22 GMT was a day just like any other,

Of course, you are right! And we are no fools.

Especially compared pygthur /some people/ around here!

You call /them/ people?

Sure! I call us _GODS_!!!

You are omniscient.

Omniscient: All powerful penny.

Omnipresent: Penny that's everywhere.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 17:54:35 GMT was a day just like any other,

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:52:22 GMT was a day just like any other,

Of course, you are right! And we are no fools.

Especially compared pygthur /some people/ around here!

You call /them/ people?

Sure! I call us _GODS_!!!

You are omniscient.

Omniscient: All powerful penny.
Omnipresent: Penny that's everywhere.

Omnipresent: Like in 'Life with the Lyons' ages ago, it's a bus somebody's
given to somebody for their birthday!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/l/lifewiththelyons_1299001899.shtml

Life with the Lyons was very good. Beans on toast and a cuppa tea for
ninepence!

[Tim Bruening]

Typing: Secretary bell.

Flapping: Flying bell.

Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.

Starting: Astronomical bell.

Starting: Acting bell.

Starting: Beginning bell.

[Tim Bruening]

Hyping: Bell up above.

Hyping: Exaggerated bell.

Averting: Bell that prevents trouble.

Beating: Apine bell that whacks you.

Seeding: Observe the bell.

[Tim Bruening]

Seeding: Bell that sprouts.

Seeding: Oceanic bell.

Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.

Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.

Eating: Bell that consumes food.

Eating: Internet bell.

Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Seeding: Bell that sprouts.
Seeding: Oceanic bell.
Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.
Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.
Eating: Bell that consumes food.
Eating: Internet bell.
Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

I'll soon be E-ting my birfday supper. Pasta with the best Milanese sauce
made with mushrooms, plum tomatoes, plenty of garlic, leeks and onion,
celery (nice touch that - finely chopped and goes in when the leeks etc. are
nearly done) lime juice, a few sultanas, tarragon and peanut butter - the
savoury kind - added to give it a cheesy taste, and a few chopped olives
chucked in right at the end.

And thanks to a present of a few quid, I've got a bottle of decent wine with
it for a change. Chianti - and in a proper bottle , not one of those daft
things with rafiawork all round it what silly twits used to make table lamps
from out of!

And watch out for anyone who's fed up with the same puns over and over again
coming at you F-Ding a big club!

[Tim Bruening]

Needing: I need a bell!

Weeding: We ring the bell!

Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.

Pleading: The bell begs for help.

[Tim Bruening]

Balker: Round dog.

Become: Bee sexual climax.

Booster: Spinning ghost.

Hiker: Dog greeting.

Liker: Fibbing dog.

Shocker: Electric dog.

Talker: Tall canine.

Walker: Wall of canines.

[Tim Bruening]

On Tue, 16 Oct 2001 21:08:25 -0400, Deb Hayes

together

One legbone met the other and said, "What's a nice girl like you doing
in a joint like this?"
- justdeb

The tibia got sick one day. It had kneemonia.

You want to watch that. A stuck organ stop can ruin your whole performance!

A broken arm is not humerus.

I had kneemonia once - before I even called myself that!
After struggling to the doctor's having to hang on to railings walls etc. to
keep on my feet, he said it was flu and sent me home! Luckily, I knew what
to do and got over it OK.
He was Doctor Lipman BTW - the utter pratt who took over from dear old
Doctor Yale, the best GP in Warren Street, Hampstead Road and the world.

GP: Goblin urine.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

On Tue, 16 Oct 2001 21:08:25 -0400, Deb Hayes

together

One legbone met the other and said, "What's a nice girl like you doing
in a joint like this?"
- justdeb

The tibia got sick one day. It had kneemonia.

You want to watch that. A stuck organ stop can ruin your whole performance!

A broken arm is not humerus.

I had kneemonia once - before I even called myself that!
After struggling to the doctor's having to hang on to railings walls etc. to
keep on my feet, he said it was flu and sent me home! Luckily, I knew what
to do and got over it OK.
He was Doctor Lipman BTW - the utter pratt who took over from dear old
Doctor Yale, the best GP in Warren Street, Hampstead Road and the world.

GP: Goblin urine.

General Practicioners are more useful. (Family Doctors.)

And don't forget, under our magnificent

http://www.nhs.uk/

. . they're FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Deadness: The Loch Ness monster is dead.
Fasten: Rapid 10s.
Fatness: Obese Loch Ness monster.
Happiness: Joyful Loch Ness monster.
Hasten: More rapid tens.

Tentenabulation: Tinkling tens

[Tim Bruening]

On Tue, 16 Oct 2001 21:08:25 -0400, Deb Hayes

together

One legbone met the other and said, "What's a nice girl like you doing
in a joint like this?"
- justdeb

The tibia got sick one day. It had kneemonia.

You want to watch that. A stuck organ stop can ruin your whole performance!

A broken arm is not humerus.

I had kneemonia once - before I even called myself that!
After struggling to the doctor's having to hang on to railings walls etc. to
keep on my feet, he said it was flu and sent me home! Luckily, I knew what
to do and got over it OK.
He was Doctor Lipman BTW - the utter pratt who took over from dear old
Doctor Yale, the best GP in Warren Street, Hampstead Road and the world.

GP: Goblin urine.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

On Tue, 16 Oct 2001 21:08:25 -0400, Deb Hayes

together

One legbone met the other and said, "What's a nice girl like you doing
in a joint like this?"
- justdeb

The tibia got sick one day. It had kneemonia.

You want to watch that. A stuck organ stop can ruin your whole performance!

A broken arm is not humerus.

I had kneemonia once - before I even called myself that!
After struggling to the doctor's having to hang on to railings walls etc. to
keep on my feet, he said it was flu and sent me home! Luckily, I knew what
to do and got over it OK.
He was Doctor Lipman BTW - the utter pratt who took over from dear old
Doctor Yale, the best GP in Warren Street, Hampstead Road and the world.

GP: Goblin urine.

Must be very thick urine if you have to gobble it! YUK!

It's General Practitioner BTW = Family doctor.

[Tim Bruening]

Deadness: The Loch Ness monster is dead.

Fasten: Rapid 10s.

Fatness: Obese Loch Ness monster.

Happiness: Joyful Loch Ness monster.

Hasten: More rapid tens.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Deadness: The Loch Ness monster is dead.
Fasten: Rapid 10s.
Fatness: Obese Loch Ness monster.
Happiness: Joyful Loch Ness monster.
Hasten: More rapid tens.

Hastings: A battle where very fast bells were rung.

[Tim Bruening]

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern

Mutator: Cat or cow potato.

[Tim Bruening]

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern

Mutator: Potato geneticist.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern
Mutator: Potato geneticist.

Was she called Jenny T. Cyst?

[Tim Bruening]

Advent: We need more ventilation.
Advent: Insert angry rant.
Adverse: Add a song.
Adverse: Singing comercial.
Convent: Against angry rants.
Convent: A ranting criminal.
Converse: Against singing.
Contract: Against railroads.
Enginuity: A locomotive driver's pension.

The air-conditioing engineer is working overtime.
Ven? Till late?

How chilling.

Chilling: Cold Chinese.

Heating: Hot Chinese.

Warming: Mildly hot Chinese vase.

[Tim Bruening]

Typer: Price for neckwear.
Typeface: Face with printing on it.
Viper: Price of a snake.
Wiper: Price of questions.

Vindscreen Viper: Snake on the front of an East European's car.
Guy with 50,000 fonts on his computer: Text Maniac!

Beeper: : Price of a bee.

Peeper: Price of a public toilet.

[Tim Bruening]

Hear about the physician who left work early?
They docked her pay

Curate: Price of medicine.
Operate: Price of surgery.
Surgery: Medical knight.

Curate: Measure of the success of medical treatments
Anaesthetic: A flea that only bites those who profess great sensitivity to
the beauty of art and nature.
Beta Blockers: Drugs that stop people hanging up their carpets in the back
yard and walloping all the dust out of them.

Seerate: Price of a knight for sex.

[Tim Bruening]

: >So far the fish joke guys aren't pulling their weight.
: >
: >Maybe they should see a psychiatrist I know.
: >He is called Dr. Jacques Codstew, but they have to be careful
: >with him. He is hard of herring....
: that SMELT!! even if you did do it just for the halibut. Good thing
: he's a psychiatrist, tho -- in a slightly different specialty he could
: have been a sturgeon.
: I'll quit floundering around -- anybody got any moray good lines?
listen CHUM i'm tired of swimming around in your school. I'll wait with
BAITed breath for your next line --

Ah, you're doing this on porpoise! You're not the sole proprietor of these
things. I heard one in a Salmon Dave song, and I even saw one in a Marlin
Brando movie.
Gotta go. There's some mail coming down the pike!

I caught some dolphins almost three years ago in Florida.

Musical fish: Tunafish.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

: >So far the fish joke guys aren't pulling their weight.
: >
: >Maybe they should see a psychiatrist I know.
: >He is called Dr. Jacques Codstew, but they have to be careful
: >with him. He is hard of herring....
: that SMELT!! even if you did do it just for the halibut. Good thing
: he's a psychiatrist, tho -- in a slightly different specialty he could
: have been a sturgeon.
: I'll quit floundering around -- anybody got any moray good lines?
listen CHUM i'm tired of swimming around in your school. I'll wait with
BAITed breath for your next line --

Ah, you're doing this on porpoise! You're not the sole proprietor of these
things. I heard one in a Salmon Dave song, and I even saw one in a Marlin
Brando movie.
Gotta go. There's some mail coming down the pike!

I caught some dolphins almost three years ago in Florida.
Musical fish: Tunafish.

Ray: A-flat fish!

[Tim Bruening]

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 17:54:35 GMT was a day just like any other,

Fri, 23 Jul 2004 20:52:22 GMT was a day just like any other,

Of course, you are right! And we are no fools.

Especially compared pygthur /some people/ around here!

You call /them/ people?

Sure! I call us _GODS_!!!

You are omniscient.

Omniscient: All powerful penny.

Omnipresent: Penny that's everywhere.

[Tim Bruening]

Typing: Secretary bell.

Flapping: Flying bell.

Sleeping: Bell doing the Zs.

Starting: Astronomical bell.

Starting: Acting bell.

Starting: Beginning bell.

[Tim Bruening]

Hyping: Bell up above.

Hyping: Exaggerated bell.

Averting: Bell that prevents trouble.

Beating: Apine bell that whacks you.

Seeding: Observe the bell.

[Tim Bruening]

Seeding: Bell that sprouts.

Seeding: Oceanic bell.

Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.

Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.

Eating: Bell that consumes food.

Eating: Internet bell.

Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

[Tim Bruening]

Needing: I need a bell!

Weeding: We ring the bell!

Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.

Pleading: The bell begs for help.

[Tim Bruening]

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern

Mutator: Potato geneticist.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern
Mutator: Potato geneticist.

by the name of Spud Murphey?

[Tim Bruening]

Seeding: Bell that sprouts.

Seeding: Oceanic bell.

Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.

Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.

Eating: Bell that consumes food.

Eating: Internet bell.

Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Seeding: Bell that sprouts.
Seeding: Oceanic bell.
Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.
Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.
Eating: Bell that consumes food.
Eating: Internet bell.
Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

And everyding else as well?

[Tim Bruening]

Needing: I need a bell!

Weeding: We ring the bell!

Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.

Pleading: The bell begs for help.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Needing: I need a bell!
Weeding: We ring the bell!
Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.
Pleading: The bell begs for help.

Wee-ding: A tinkle in the garden!

[Tim Bruening]

Seeding: Bell that sprouts.

Seeding: Oceanic bell.

Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.

Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.

Eating: Bell that consumes food.

Eating: Internet bell.

Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

[Tim Bruening]

Needing: I need a bell!

Weeding: We ring the bell!

Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.

Pleading: The bell begs for help.

[Tim Bruening]

Duping: Do ring the bell.
Muting: Cow bell, cat bell, silent bell, or subatomic bell.
Parent: To rent two things.

Mutate: Changing UK art gallery.

Mutate: Cow or cat art gallery?

Tate Modern! A powerhouse of Art!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tate_Modern

Mutator: Potato geneticist.

[Tim Bruening]

Seeding: Bell that sprouts.

Seeding: Oceanic bell.

Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.

Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.

Eating: Bell that consumes food.

Eating: Internet bell.

Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

[Tim Bruening]

Needing: I need a bell!

Weeding: We ring the bell!

Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.

Pleading: The bell begs for help.

[Tim Bruening]

Needing: I need a bell!

Weeding: We ring the bell!

Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.

Pleading: The bell begs for help.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Needing: I need a bell!
Weeding: We ring the bell!
Weeding: Unwanted plant bells.
Pleading: The bell begs for help.

. . and being quite sad, he's a miserable little pleader!

[Tim Bruening]

Seeding: Bell that sprouts.

Seeding: Oceanic bell.

Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.

Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.

Eating: Bell that consumes food.

Eating: Internet bell.

Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Seeding: Bell that sprouts.
Seeding: Oceanic bell.
Seeding: After B-Ding and before D-Ding.
Deeding: After C-Ding and before E-Ting.
Eating: Bell that consumes food.
Eating: Internet bell.
Eating: After D-Ding and before F-Ding.

Dinner Gong: An edibel bell.

Dinner Gone: They've finished!

[Tim Bruening]

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

. . or a sad one.
Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how

he

feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

. . or a sad one.
Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how

he

feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

AMIN: Real demon!

[Tim Bruening]

Goosing: Singing mud.

Easing: Better singing on the Internet
Biasing: Shoppers singing.

Fleecing: Singing wool.

Or a choir of biting, jumping parasitic insects.

Biting: Farewell to a bell or a Chinese.

Biting: Gay bell.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Goosing: Singing mud.

Easing: Better singing on the Internet
Biasing: Shoppers singing.

Fleecing: Singing wool.

Or a choir of biting, jumping parasitic insects.

Biting: Farewell to a bell or a Chinese.
Biting: Gay bell.

A gay guy wouldn't get too many partners if he bit!!!

You gotta go Owwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Tim Bruening]

Napping: Sleeping bell.
Piping: Smoking or musical bell.
Slapping: Hitting bell.
Sloping: Mountainous bell.
Slopping: Messy bell.
Stopping: Bell that won't move.
Strapping: Corporal punishment bell.
Striping: Bell with bands of color.
Striking: Bell that won't work.
Tapping: Bell that touches your shoulders.

<oyster alert!>
We have an independent arbitrator over here to try to solve

strikes.

It's

called ACAS. Trouble is: It's always in a temper!

How Yarrowing!

Yarrowing: Flying ubiquitous strong-scented mat-forming Eurasian herb

of

wasteland, hedgerow or pasture having narrow serrate leaves and small
usually white florets; widely naturalized in North America?
See? It just flew pasture!
(Cass: Yiddish for temper - e.g., Vu-zhe zein in cass - why be in a

temper,

unhappy, from Yiddl Mitn Fiddl.)
Arbitator: Someone who's committed trees-son hiding up one.

Arbitator: Potato that resolves conflicts.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Napping: Sleeping bell.
Piping: Smoking or musical bell.
Slapping: Hitting bell.
Sloping: Mountainous bell.
Slopping: Messy bell.
Stopping: Bell that won't move.
Strapping: Corporal punishment bell.
Striping: Bell with bands of color.
Striking: Bell that won't work.
Tapping: Bell that touches your shoulders.

<oyster alert!>
We have an independent arbitrator over here to try to solve

strikes.

It's

called ACAS. Trouble is: It's always in a temper!

How Yarrowing!

Yarrowing: Flying ubiquitous strong-scented mat-forming Eurasian herb

of

wasteland, hedgerow or pasture having narrow serrate leaves and small
usually white florets; widely naturalized in North America?
See? It just flew pasture!
(Cass: Yiddish for temper - e.g., Vu-zhe zein in cass - why be in a

temper,

unhappy, from Yiddl Mitn Fiddl.)
Arbitator: Someone who's committed trees-son hiding up one.

Arbitator: Potato that resolves conflicts.

RB Traitor is who, not whom, you're after - and he only pretends to resolve
them while war king 4 the other snide!

[Tim Bruening]

Mowing: Flying grass cutter.

Towing: Little wing at the end of your foot.

Towing: Playing footsy

Footsy: 12 inch ocean.

[nemo]

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Mowing: Flying grass cutter.

Towing: Little wing at the end of your foot.

Towing: Playing footsy

Footsy: 12 inch ocean.

It's also the Fine Ant Shoal Thymes shares index.

If the whirled economy gets much worse, there'll be shocks and stares
regarding the state of stocks and shares.

[Tim Bruening]

Nicer: Nice knight.
Nicety: Kind tea.
Nicking: King of thieves.
Nifty: Neat tea.
Ninety: Tea that multiplies by 9.

Nonet: The state of nine foul-smelling musical teacakes.

Pretending: 9 bells.
Tending: 10 bells.

Tendency: Surgion having a look at the sinews connecting bone and muscle.

Postending: 11 bells.
Asinine: 9 evil donkeys.

Attendance: A dance with 10 people.

[nemo]

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Nicer: Nice knight.
Nicety: Kind tea.
Nicking: King of thieves.
Nifty: Neat tea.
Ninety: Tea that multiplies by 9.

Nonet: The state of nine foul-smelling musical teacakes.

Pretending: 9 bells.
Tending: 10 bells.

Tendency: Surgion having a look at the sinews connecting bone and muscle.

Postending: 11 bells.
Asinine: 9 evil donkeys.

Attendance: A dance with 10 people.

Oxtrot: A dance for 10 very heavy people!

[Tim Bruening]

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Nicer: Nice knight.
Nicety: Kind tea.
Nicking: King of thieves.
Nifty: Neat tea.
Ninety: Tea that multiplies by 9.

Nonet: The state of nine foul-smelling musical teacakes.

Pretending: 9 bells.
Tending: 10 bells.

Tendency: Surgion having a look at the sinews connecting bone and

muscle.

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Postending: 11 bells.
Asinine: 9 evil donkeys.

Attendance: A dance with 10 people.

Oxtrot: A dance for 10 very heavy people!

Shouldn't that be Dec Trot.

[nemo]

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Nicer: Nice knight.
Nicety: Kind tea.
Nicking: King of thieves.
Nifty: Neat tea.
Ninety: Tea that multiplies by 9.

Nonet: The state of nine foul-smelling musical teacakes.

Pretending: 9 bells.
Tending: 10 bells.

Tendency: Surgion having a look at the sinews connecting bone and muscle.

Postending: 11 bells.
Asinine: 9 evil donkeys.

Attendance: A dance with 10 people.

Attendunce: A dance with 10 thick idiots!.

[Tim Bruening]

Diploma: A negotiating Mom.

Diplomat: Floor covering at the embassy.

Embassy: Ocean of diplomats.

[nemo]

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Diploma: A negotiating Mom.
Diplomat: Floor covering at the embassy.
Embassy: Ocean of diplomats.

Shirley Bassy: An ocean of an excellent black Welsh singer spread very
thinly.

[Tim Bruening]

Cooper: Price of a revolution.

Copper: Price of a policeman.

Flooper: Price of a cheap room.

Hopper: Bunny price.

Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.

[nemo]

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Cooper: Price of a revolution.
Copper: Price of a policeman.
Flooper: Price of a cheap room.
Hopper: Bunny price.
Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.

It stands for Properties - to remind everyone that the things belong to the
theatrickle company (they're incontinent!) and no-one's allowed to steal
them.

Properties also means what they drink after the show even if they've been
pretending on stage by drinking from empty cups.

Empty: Full of empt!

[Tim Bruening]

Bahamas: Laughing sheep mothers.
Cuba: A line of sheep.
Cuban: To ban lines.

Bahamas 2: Sadists who injure sheep.
BaHrain: Where it precipitates breathless sheep.

Bahamas: Sheep terrorists.

[nemo]

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Bahamas: Laughing sheep mothers.
Cuba: A line of sheep.
Cuban: To ban lines.

Bahamas 2: Sadists who injure sheep.
BaHrain: Where it precipitates breathless sheep.

Bahamas: Sheep terrorists.

Or teyrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsts who damage pubs.

[Tim Bruening]

Curly: Korean dog.
Dialize: Fibs over the phone.
Fluted: Ted is sick.
Fluted: Ted went up into the air.
Gaited: Ted comes out of the closet.

His closet has a gate?

Boated: Ted goes fishing.

[nemo]

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Curly: Korean dog.
Dialize: Fibs over the phone.
Fluted: Ted is sick.
Fluted: Ted went up into the air.
Gaited: Ted comes out of the closet.

His closet has a gate?

Boated: Ted goes fishing.

Bloated: He ate all the fish and became fatter!

[Tim Bruening]

Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
Excurrent: No more electricity.
Execute: No longer cute.
Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.

Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.
Extol: Former highway charge.

Collected by a man who uses Tollgate Toothpaste.
Turnpike: Rotating fierce fish!

Toothpaste: Used to glue broken teeth back together.

[nemo]

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Excrescent: Former Muslim symbol.
Excrete: Former island in the Atlantic near Greece and Turkey.
Excurrent: No more electricity.
Execute: No longer cute.
Exhale: Former revolutionary sailor.

Example: A nicely plump person who has become far too slim.
Extol: Former highway charge.

Collected by a man who uses Tollgate Toothpaste.
Turnpike: Rotating fierce fish!

Toothpaste: Used to glue broken teeth back together.

As used by Michael Dentine!




http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Bentine

[Tim Bruening]

Grading: Teaching bell.
Grading: Black-white bell.
Grating: Bell on a vent.
Inventing: Technology bell.
Investigating: Bell that looks into scandels.

Cobbling: Small craftsman who looks into sandals!

Ruin-Nate: Man who destroys.

Urin-Nate: Man with a going problem or with a growing (prostate) problem

[nemo]

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Grading: Teaching bell.
Grading: Black-white bell.
Grating: Bell on a vent.
Inventing: Technology bell.
Investigating: Bell that looks into scandels.

Cobbling: Small craftsman who looks into sandals!

Ruin-Nate: Man who destroys.
Urin-Nate: Man with a going problem or with a growing (prostate) problem

He should consult his Prostate Specific Auntie Jen!

[Tim Bruening]

Boozy: Drunk ocean.
Brassy: Metallic ocean.
Busby: Mass transit apine.
Cabby: Taxi apine.
Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
Candy: Sweet demon.

Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!

Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
sides.

[nemo]

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Boozy: Drunk ocean.
Brassy: Metallic ocean.
Busby: Mass transit apine.
Cabby: Taxi apine.
Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
Candy: Sweet demon.

Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!

Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
sides.

Iyyyyy'm quite happy with the two sides I already got, fanx very much - even
if one of em did go numb a couple of weeks ago!

[Tim Bruening]

Static: Electric tic.
Dramatic: Tic in a play.
Lunatic: Insane tic.
Ticker: Dog parasite.
Fleecing: Singing parasite.

Dogmatic: A parasite that appears on the mother of a canine.

Erratic: Unpredictable tick that infests rodents.

Errant: Unpredictable ant.

[nemo]

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Static: Electric tic.
Dramatic: Tic in a play.
Lunatic: Insane tic.
Ticker: Dog parasite.
Fleecing: Singing parasite.

Dogmatic: A parasite that appears on the mother of a canine.

Erratic: Unpredictable tick that infests rodents.
Errant: Unpredictable ant.

Errant Flynn: Badly behaved actor with a very big dick, which accordion to
Shell E. Winters, was also badly behaved!!

[Tim Bruening]

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Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

. . or a sad one.
Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how he
feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

ED Ummin: Smelly African dick tater.

Uganda: Father of Ugan.

[nemo]

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Post by Tim Bruening

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.

It's all that 20cwt soup he keeps drinking!

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Post by Tim Bruening

Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

. . or a sad one.
Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how he
feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

ED Ummin: Smelly African dick tater.

Uganda: Father of Ugan.

Ugoose: Mother of Ugan.

[Tim Bruening]

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.

Stumble: A male bovine trips.

Topic: Top of a photo.

Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.

Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.

Warble: Aggressive male bovine.

Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

[nemo]

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

Wiggle: A small toupée.

[Tim Bruening]

Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.

Glummer: Depressed ocean.

Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.

Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.

[nemo]

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Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.
Glummer: Depressed ocean.
Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.
Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.

Seiko Teen: Young Japanese glue.

[Tim Bruening]

Grading: Teaching bell.
Grading: Black-white bell.
Grating: Bell on a vent.
Inventing: Technology bell.
Investigating: Bell that looks into scandels.

Cobbling: Small craftsman who looks into sandals!

Ruin-Nate: Man who destroys.

Urin-Nate: Man with a going problem or with a growing (prostate) problem

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Grading: Teaching bell.
Grading: Black-white bell.
Grating: Bell on a vent.
Inventing: Technology bell.
Investigating: Bell that looks into scandels.

Cobbling: Small craftsman who looks into sandals!

Ruin-Nate: Man who destroys.
Urin-Nate: Man with a going problem or with a growing (prostate) problem

You mean he couldn't PSA lot?

[Tim Bruening]

Boozy: Drunk ocean.
Brassy: Metallic ocean.
Busby: Mass transit apine.
Cabby: Taxi apine.
Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
Candy: Sweet demon.

Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!

Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
sides.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Boozy: Drunk ocean.
Brassy: Metallic ocean.
Busby: Mass transit apine.
Cabby: Taxi apine.
Candy: Demon in a cylindrical container.
Candy: Sweet demon.

Confection: Disease you can catch from off of candy!

Defection: Disease that you can catch from demons that makes you change
sides.

Defection: Something a very poshly-spoken Englishman does because he can't
hear.

[Tim Bruening]

Static: Electric tic.
Dramatic: Tic in a play.
Lunatic: Insane tic.
Ticker: Dog parasite.
Fleecing: Singing parasite.

Dogmatic: A parasite that appears on the mother of a canine.

Erratic: Unpredictable tick that infests rodents.

Errant: Unpredictable ant.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Static: Electric tic.
Dramatic: Tic in a play.
Lunatic: Insane tic.
Ticker: Dog parasite.
Fleecing: Singing parasite.

Dogmatic: A parasite that appears on the mother of a canine.

Erratic: Unpredictable tick that infests rodents.
Errant: Unpredictable ant.

Ever seen that Popeye cartoon where ants start carrying off his picnic all
marching in step with military precession?

Hup! two three four five six! Hup! two three four five six! Hup! two three
four five six! . . .

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

. . or a sad one.
Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how he
feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

ED Ummin: Smelly African dick tater.

Uganda: Father of Ugan.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by Tim Bruening

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

. . or a sad one.
Piece of paper you can easily get hold of where he's written down how he
feels: 'Oy Vay' Lable.

ED: Impotent demon.

ED Ummin: Smelly African dick tater.

Uganda: Father of Ugan.

They're leader was elected ugnanimously!

When he was there a sign said "Idi Amin." When he was away, it said "Idi
Amout!"

[Tim Bruening]

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.

Stumble: A male bovine trips.

Topic: Top of a photo.

Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.

Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.

Warble: Aggressive male bovine.

Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

[nemo]

Stubble: Male bovine with a small beard.
Stumble: A male bovine trips.
Topic: Top of a photo.
Tumble: Stomach of a male bovine.
Wanton: 2,000 pound Chinese.
Warble: Aggressive male bovine.
Wobble: Shaky male bovine.

Crakoviak: Polish dancing Tibetan ox.

[Tim Bruening]

Glimmer: Dimly lit ocean.

Glummer: Depressed ocean.

Glooming: Depressed Chinese vase.

Glooming: Chinese vase filled with glue.