Post by Tim Bruening: A duck walks into a 7-11 and says, "Give me some chapstick and put it
on my
: bill!"
: That cracks me up every time.
I didn't know this was gonna turn into a web site. But if that's
afoot...
Q. What do you get with two ducks and a cow?
A. Quackers and milk.
Q. What do ducks eat for breakfast?
A. Quacker Oats.
Q. What do you call a duck who plays bridge?
A. Donald Trump.
Waddle the rest of you think up?
Why was the duck con released?
Because he got credit for good con-duck.
What do you use to patch up an injured duck?
Duck tape.
It's DUCT tape - and if you conduit, somebody else will!
It's Gaffer Tape over here - but I've never seen anyone gaffer it together
in a bun dance yet though.
Gaffer: Hair that violates a cultural norm.
There's no such thing as a cultural norm! There's a cultural Fred. He's an
art critic.
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!