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Groundhog Day Puns
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Tim Bruening
2005-02-02 11:09:28 UTC
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Analog: Arse of a tree.

Antenna: Ant that communicates at great distances.

Sobriety: Tea that makes you non drunk.

Society: Tea that brings people together.

Sorcerer: Magic making knight who levitates.
nemo
2005-02-06 22:02:00 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Analog: Arse of a tree.
Antenna: Ant that communicates at great distances.
Sobriety: Tea that makes you non drunk.
Society: Tea that brings people together.
Sorcerer: Magic making knight who levitates.
Cupper: Jimmy Cagney trying to say Copper before he blew himself up at the
oil refinery.

Plater: Same as sorcerer only bigger.

Udoydy Rat!
Tim Bruening
2005-02-07 01:19:54 UTC
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Post by nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Analog: Arse of a tree.
Antenna: Ant that communicates at great distances.
Sobriety: Tea that makes you non drunk.
Society: Tea that brings people together.
Sorcerer: Magic making knight who levitates.
Cupper: Jimmy Cagney trying to say Copper before he blew himself up at the
oil refinery.
Why did he blow himself up?
Tim Bruening
2005-02-08 08:22:15 UTC
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Petite: Small domestic animals.
Petting: Musical domestic animals.
Petty: Tea drunk by domestic animals.
Complain: Midwestern computer.
Complane: Computerized aircraft.
Explain: Plain that has been terraformed into mountains.
Explane: A converted aircraft.
Helicopterodactyl: Spinning flying dinosaur watching a sick horse ski!
T Rex: King of teas.
Tim Bruening
2010-10-11 22:51:25 UTC
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Petite: Small domestic animals.
Petting: Musical domestic animals.
Petty: Tea drunk by domestic animals.
Complain: Midwestern computer.
Complane: Computerized aircraft.
Explain: Plain that has been terraformed into mountains.
Explane: A converted aircraft.
Helicopterodactyl: Spinning flying dinosaur watching a sick horse ski!
T Rex: King of teas.
Tim Bruening
2011-12-31 10:28:26 UTC
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Petite: Small domestic animals.
Petting: Musical domestic animals.
Petty: Tea drunk by domestic animals.
Complain: Midwestern computer.
Complane: Computerized aircraft.
Explain: Plain that has been terraformed into mountains.
Explane: A converted aircraft.
Helicopterodactyl: Spinning flying dinosaur watching a sick horse ski!
T Rex: King of teas.

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