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14 July Puns
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Tim Bruening
2006-07-15 07:04:41 UTC
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Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.
nemo
2006-07-15 23:21:36 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Platen: 10 plants.
Well there's virtually no such thing as a tie prighter now.

The warm brown colour of a bronze sculpture caused by hitting it with the
roller from off of a typrewriter: Platenisation.
Tim Bruening
2007-07-10 01:41:51 UTC
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Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.
nemo
2007-07-13 01:46:26 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Or a heavy bloke caller Peter.
Post by Tim Bruening
Platen: 10 plants.
Part of a typewriter used at sea: A roller-coaster.
Tim Bruening
2008-03-18 11:36:45 UTC
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Post by nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Or a heavy bloke caller Peter.
Post by Tim Bruening
Platen: 10 plants.
Part of a typewriter used at sea: A roller-coaster.
Roll Play: Fun pastries.
nemo
2008-03-18 17:43:48 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Post by nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Or a heavy bloke caller Peter.
Post by Tim Bruening
Platen: 10 plants.
Part of a typewriter used at sea: A roller-coaster.
Roll Play: Fun pastries.
Scroll Play: A very ancient dramatic manuscript.

Mole Play: Subterranean drama.

Dole Play: The act I used to put on in the end to convince the buggers that
I was still really keen to find work after I'd given up after realising
that, if you've in your 50s, no employer will touch you with a 10ft
bargepole - not even a lightermen's gangmaster.

And let's not have the usual fascist, self-righteous bastards coming back
and boasting, "Well I've just turned 107 and I've just managed to get a job!
You're just being lazy!"

I do so hate people who try to look big by riding on the back of other
people's misfortune!
Tim Bruening
2008-07-10 06:59:57 UTC
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Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.
nemo
2008-07-11 10:37:24 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Platen: 10 plants.
They'd get squashed and make all the paper green and wet.
Tim Bruening
2008-07-14 07:24:01 UTC
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Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.
nemo
2008-07-16 10:27:31 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Platen: 10 plants.
Carriage: Make drivers extremely angry!

Keyb Hoard: A huge stash of keybs in someone's house.

I don't know what keybs are, but I don't know what a chusett is either, but
that doesn't stop hoarders having a Massachusetts hidden away somewhere!
Tim Bruening
2008-07-15 07:17:48 UTC
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¿What do you think of upside down Spanish question marks?:)
Tole dew already!
Turnpike on a damn morning.
A mother deer or horse morning?
nemo
2008-07-16 19:58:42 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
¿What do you think of upside down Spanish question marks?:)
Tole dew already!
Turnpike on a damn morning.
A mother deer or horse morning?
A damp proof damp roof: Nowt to worry about.

Edward Woodward would!
Tim Bruening
2008-07-15 07:17:59 UTC
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¿What do you think of upside down Spanish question marks?:)
Tole dew already!
Turnpike on a damn morning.
A water barrier morning?
nemo
2008-07-16 19:58:42 UTC
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Post by Tim Bruening
¿What do you think of upside down Spanish question marks?:)
Tole dew already!
Turnpike on a damn morning.
A water barrier morning?
Jetté: A ballerina jumping off a pier!

Then it falls on her and squashes her!! Peer pressure!
Tim Bruening
2008-07-15 07:18:11 UTC
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Dont rein on my parade!
Which land animals are the wettest?

Raindeer.
nemo
2008-07-16 10:36:09 UTC
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Post by nemo
Post by Tim Bruening
Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.
Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.
Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....
Piton: 2,000 lb hole.
Platen: 10 plants.
Carriage: Make drivers extremely angry!
Keyb Hoard: A huge stash of keybs in someone's house.
I don't know what keybs are, but I don't know what a chusett is either,
but
Post by nemo
that doesn't stop hoarders having a Massachusetts hidden away somewhere!
Tim Bruening
2010-10-12 06:14:18 UTC
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Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.
Tim Bruening
2011-11-05 21:12:09 UTC
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Pinto: Pin in a foot digit.

Piquant: Pleasantly sad ant.

Pirate: Price of 3.1415926....

Piton: 2,000 lb hole.

Platen: 10 plants.

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