Bee Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Behold: Storage area of a bee ship.

Behold: Bee that sees the light.

Believe: Bee with religion.

Beneath: Bee underground.

Bereave: Bee in mourning.

Beseech: Begging bee.

Beset: Bees in trouble.

Besiege: Bees attacking a city.

Beside: Bee that's next to.

Bestir: Spinning buzzing insect.

Between: Bee with two bees to either side.

Bewail: Screaming bee.

Bewhale: Very large bee in the sea.

Bewilder: Confused bee.

[Tim Bruening]

B-2: Bomber bee.

B-4: A bee in front.

B-9: Kind bee.

B-10: Defeated bee.

B-12: Very strong bee.

Bedevil: Bee in Hell.

Before: Bee #4.

Befoul: Dirty bee.

Befowl: Bird-bee.

Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

Or a dollar having sex?

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

Or a dollar having sex?

You were just dime to say that.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

I thought that Buck Rodgers was known for sleeping for a very long time,
then battling aliens, not for having sex.

In one version, Buck sleeps from 1927 to 2419 in a mine shaft, then he
plays a key role in exterminating an alien/human hybrid race that had
taken over the world. He starts by getting the idea of shooting down
alien aircraft by firing rockets into their repulser beams, causing them
to crash.

In another version, Buck sleeps from the late 20th century to the late
25th century in the asteroid belt, then thwarts a plot by human
colonists to invade Earth.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

I thought that Buck Rodgers was known for sleeping for a very long time,
then battling aliens, not for having sex.
In one version, Buck sleeps from 1927 to 2419 in a mine shaft, then he
plays a key role in exterminating an alien/human hybrid race that had
taken over the world. He starts by getting the idea of shooting down
alien aircraft by firing rockets into their repulser beams, causing them
to crash.
In another version, Buck sleeps from the late 20th century to the late
25th century in the asteroid belt, then thwarts a plot by human
colonists to invade Earth.

I like the FX in the very early ones. Fireworks for the exhaust of the
spacecraft together with the sound of an old fashioned electromechanical
buzzer. Very quaint.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

I thought that Buck Rodgers was known for sleeping for a very long time,
then battling aliens, not for having sex.

In one version, Buck sleeps from 1927 to 2419 in a mine shaft, then he
plays a key role in exterminating an alien/human hybrid race that had
taken over the world. He starts by getting the idea of shooting down
alien aircraft by firing rockets into their repulser beams, causing them
to crash.

In another version, Buck sleeps from the late 20th century to the late
25th century in the asteroid belt, then thwarts a plot by human
colonists to invade Earth.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

Or a dollar having sex?

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

Or a dollar having sex?

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

I thought that Buck Rodgers was known for sleeping for a very long time,
then battling aliens, not for having sex.

In one version, Buck sleeps from 1927 to 2419 in a mine shaft, then he
plays a key role in exterminating an alien/human hybrid race that had
taken over the world. He starts by getting the idea of shooting down
alien aircraft by firing rockets into their repulser beams, causing them
to crash.

In another version, Buck sleeps from the late 20th century to the late
25th century in the asteroid belt, then thwarts a plot by human
colonists to invade Earth.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

Or a dollar having sex?

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

I thought that Buck Rodgers was known for sleeping for a very long time,
then battling aliens, not for having sex.

In one version, Buck sleeps from 1927 to 2419 in a mine shaft, then he
plays a key role in exterminating an alien/human hybrid race that had
taken over the world. He starts by getting the idea of shooting down
alien aircraft by firing rockets into their repulser beams, causing them
to crash.

In another version, Buck sleeps from the late 20th century to the late
25th century in the asteroid belt, then thwarts a plot by human
colonists to invade Earth.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

Or a dollar having sex?

[Tim Bruening]

Beamer: Happy ocean.

Creamer: Tasty ocean.

Seamer: Sewing machine ocean.

Steamer: Ocean of coal powered trains.

Stormer: Rainy ocean.

[nemo]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
B-2: Bomber bee.
B-4: A bee in front.
B-9: Kind bee.
B-10: Defeated bee.
B-12: Very strong bee.
Bedevil: Bee in Hell.
Before: Bee #4.
Befoul: Dirty bee.
Befowl: Bird-bee.
Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

Buck Rogers: Deer having sex.

[Tim Bruening]

Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.

Hamster: Spinning pig meat.

Hamster: A pig in jail.

Hamster: A spinning actor.

Hamster: An actor in jail.

Oinking: The king of pigs.

Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.

Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.

Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.
Hamster: Spinning pig meat.
Hamster: A pig in jail.
Hamster: A spinning actor.
Hamster: An actor in jail.
Oinking: The king of pigs.
Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.
Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.
Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

Porcupine: Wooden pig.

[Tim Bruening]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.
Hamster: Spinning pig meat.
Hamster: A pig in jail.
Hamster: A spinning actor.
Hamster: An actor in jail.
Oinking: The king of pigs.
Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.
Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.
Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

Porcupine: Wooden pig.

Al Pine: Tree that ran for President in 2000.

Lupine: Toilet Tree.

Lupine: Wolf Tree.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.
Hamster: Spinning pig meat.
Hamster: A pig in jail.
Hamster: A spinning actor.
Hamster: An actor in jail.
Oinking: The king of pigs.
Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.
Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.
Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

Porcupine: Wooden pig.

Al Pine: Tree that ran for President in 2000.
Lupine: Toilet Tree.
Lupine: Wolf Tree.

Big Deal.

[Buffalo Chilkat]

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.
Hamster: Spinning pig meat.
Hamster: A pig in jail.
Hamster: A spinning actor.
Hamster: An actor in jail.
Oinking: The king of pigs.
Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.
Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.
Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

Porcupine: Wooden pig.

Porcupine: A longing for sexual intercourse with you.

[nemo]

Post by Buffalo Chilkat

Post by nemo

Post by Tim Bruening
Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.
Hamster: Spinning pig meat.
Hamster: A pig in jail.
Hamster: A spinning actor.
Hamster: An actor in jail.
Oinking: The king of pigs.
Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.
Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.
Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

Porcupine: Wooden pig.

Porcupine: A longing for sexual intercourse with you.

Big deal again!!

A snippit of information - or rather a 'don't snippit without looking it up
first!' piece of information -

From Onelook dick shunnery:

Quick definitions (Deal)

noun: a plank of softwood (fir or pine board)

(also used for the timber in general, whatever shape.)

So fir - so good!

[Tim Bruening]

Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.

Hamster: Spinning pig meat.

Hamster: A pig in jail.

Hamster: A spinning actor.

Hamster: An actor in jail.

Oinking: The king of pigs.

Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.

Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.

Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

[Tim Bruening]

I don't look forward to swimming in a Liverpool.

I'm quite symp-hepatic to that idea.

I think that our nation is losing its Seoul in the fight

against

terrorism.

IRAte that a rather pessimistic pun.

Irate: Internet price.

Ireland: Nation of angry people.

Berate: Price of angry bee.

Aerate: Price of a wig - and if it's a cheap one - it's a small

price

toupee!
Aeration: Rationing of oxygen in a Lunar colony.

Or on Mars, where we see Arnie in total wreak all!

If I Totally Recall, the protagonist activated an air plant on Mars,

liberating

it from tyranny.

All plants from mosses to rain forest trees are air plants. They all

absorb

carbon dioxide, keep the carbon to construct themselves and give off the
oxygen for us to breathe.
That's why it's so damned stupid to let the logging companies continue

to

strip the rain forests!

The air plant in Total Recall was a machine built by an alien race as a
test
for humanity. If humans activated it wrongly or blew it up, the sun
would
explode!

I don't remember that last bit from the film - unless it was something the
villains said that I missed. Was there a book it was in?

It was in the book, written by Piers Anthony, the only Anthony book I know of
that's been made into a movie!

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

I don't look forward to swimming in a Liverpool.

I'm quite symp-hepatic to that idea.

I think that our nation is losing its Seoul in the fight

against

terrorism.

IRAte that a rather pessimistic pun.

Irate: Internet price.

Ireland: Nation of angry people.

Berate: Price of angry bee.

Aerate: Price of a wig - and if it's a cheap one - it's a small

price

toupee!
Aeration: Rationing of oxygen in a Lunar colony.

Or on Mars, where we see Arnie in total wreak all!

If I Totally Recall, the protagonist activated an air plant on Mars,

liberating

it from tyranny.

All plants from mosses to rain forest trees are air plants. They all

absorb

carbon dioxide, keep the carbon to construct themselves and give off the
oxygen for us to breathe.
That's why it's so damned stupid to let the logging companies continue

to

strip the rain forests!

The air plant in Total Recall was a machine built by an alien race as a
test
for humanity. If humans activated it wrongly or blew it up, the sun
would
explode!

I don't remember that last bit from the film - unless it was something the
villains said that I missed. Was there a book it was in?

It was in the book, written by Piers Anthony, the only Anthony book I know of
that's been made into a movie!

Thanks. I'll have to get that. Did it have the same title?

[Tim Bruening]

Post by Tim Bruening

I don't look forward to swimming in a Liverpool.

I'm quite symp-hepatic to that idea.

I think that our nation is losing its Seoul in the

fight

Post by Tim Bruening

against

terrorism.

IRAte that a rather pessimistic pun.

Irate: Internet price.

Ireland: Nation of angry people.

Berate: Price of angry bee.

Aerate: Price of a wig - and if it's a cheap one - it's a

small

Post by Tim Bruening

price

toupee!
Aeration: Rationing of oxygen in a Lunar colony.

Or on Mars, where we see Arnie in total wreak all!

If I Totally Recall, the protagonist activated an air plant on

Mars,

Post by Tim Bruening

liberating

it from tyranny.

All plants from mosses to rain forest trees are air plants. They all

absorb

carbon dioxide, keep the carbon to construct themselves and give off

the

Post by Tim Bruening

oxygen for us to breathe.
That's why it's so damned stupid to let the logging companies

continue

Post by Tim Bruening

to

strip the rain forests!

The air plant in Total Recall was a machine built by an alien race as

a

Post by Tim Bruening

test
for humanity. If humans activated it wrongly or blew it up, the sun
would
explode!

I don't remember that last bit from the film - unless it was something

the

Post by Tim Bruening

villains said that I missed. Was there a book it was in?

It was in the book, written by Piers Anthony, the only Anthony book I know

of

Post by Tim Bruening
that's been made into a movie!

Thanks. I'll have to get that. Did it have the same title?

Yes.

[Tim Bruening]

Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.

Hamster: Spinning pig meat.

Hamster: A pig in jail.

Hamster: A spinning actor.

Hamster: An actor in jail.

Oinking: The king of pigs.

Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.

Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.

Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

[Tim Bruening]

Kidney Bean: The site of a generous organ doughnation.
Artichoke: An over-flamboyant strangling.
Brussels Sprout: A small Belgian child.
Lettuce get some more puns!
Don't cast asparagus on your opponents!
Don't dive in the Liverpool!
Don't be vein in the traffic artery!

Artery: Collective noun for visceral paintings in a gall-ery.

R. Tery: Robot that carries blood.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

Kidney Bean: The site of a generous organ doughnation.
Artichoke: An over-flamboyant strangling.
Brussels Sprout: A small Belgian child.
Lettuce get some more puns!
Don't cast asparagus on your opponents!
Don't dive in the Liverpool!
Don't be vein in the traffic artery!

Artery: Collective noun for visceral paintings in a gall-ery.

R. Tery: Robot that carries blood.

Superior Vino Cava: Dracula's favourite sparkling wine.

[Tim Bruening]

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"

in

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.

If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
have pulled himself together!

He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
name is Rod.

Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?

Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
either.

Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.

No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
wasn't pulled that way.

You prefer feathers ... ???

Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
draw?

Pillow: Medicine on the ground.

Billow: William on the ground.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"

in

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.

If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
have pulled himself together!

He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
name is Rod.

Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?

Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
either.

Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.

No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
wasn't pulled that way.

You prefer feathers ... ???

Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
draw?

Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
Billow: William on the ground.

Gillow: Large London department store on the ground after it started to find
life too Waring.

[Tim Bruening]

Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.

Hamster: Spinning pig meat.

Hamster: A pig in jail.

Hamster: A spinning actor.

Hamster: An actor in jail.

Oinking: The king of pigs.

Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.

Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.

Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening
Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.
Hamster: Spinning pig meat.
Hamster: A pig in jail.
Hamster: A spinning actor.
Hamster: An actor in jail.
Oinking: The king of pigs.
Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.
Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.
Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

One part of that will be extremely painfull.

Unzip your trousers and I'll go and get the spring-winding machine!

(>!<)

[Tim Bruening]

Ground Hog's Day: A day to celebrate ground pork.

Hamster: Spinning pig meat.

Hamster: A pig in jail.

Hamster: A spinning actor.

Hamster: An actor in jail.

Oinking: The king of pigs.

Pig Pen: Pen that oinks.

Pork Chops: Pigs cutting down trees.

Pygmy: Turn me into a porcine.

Very sharp pig: A porcupine.

[Tim Bruening]

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"

in

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.

If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
have pulled himself together!

He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
name is Rod.

Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?

Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
either.

Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.

No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
wasn't pulled that way.

You prefer feathers ... ???

Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
draw?

Pillow: Medicine on the ground.

Billow: William on the ground.

[nemo]

Post by Tim Bruening

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"

in

Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains.

If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
should
have pulled himself together!

He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
mans
name is Rod.

Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some sort
of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?

Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did it.
Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
inhaler
either.

Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one nightstand.

No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him that I
wasn't pulled that way.

You prefer feathers ... ???

Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it a
draw?

Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
Billow: William on the ground.

Willow: Condition of someone who's far too docile and obedient. You know -
like politicians would like all of us to be!

[Tim Bruening]

B-2: Bomber bee.

B-4: A bee in front.

B-9: Kind bee.

B-10: Defeated bee.

B-12: Very strong bee.

Bedevil: Bee in Hell.

Before: Bee #4.

Befoul: Dirty bee.

Befowl: Bird-bee.

Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

[Tim Bruening]

B-2: Bomber bee.

B-4: A bee in front.

B-9: Kind bee.

B-10: Defeated bee.

B-12: Very strong bee.

Bedevil: Bee in Hell.

Before: Bee #4.

Befoul: Dirty bee.

Befowl: Bird-bee.

Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.

[Tim Bruening]

B-2: Bomber bee.

B-4: A bee in front.

B-9: Kind bee.

B-10: Defeated bee.

B-12: Very strong bee.

Bedevil: Bee in Hell.

Before: Bee #4.

Befoul: Dirty bee.

Befowl: Bird-bee.

Behind: A bee-deer crossbreed in back.